Call These Numbers and Follow ALL Instructions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Petmart (Cary, N.C.)
(919)-544-9902
Call and say- "hello, do u have a return policy on aquatic invertibrae?"
"Can I return something i bought from u about a week ago?"
"Its a Mudkip. It was kind and a great pet until 2 days ago. Then, it bit me. I had to get 17 stiches. Now it is locked in a bedroom cuz im scared of it."
"A Mudkip. Its really rare and i paid about 200 dollars 4 it."
a) No its not a Pokemon! (if they know what a Mudkip is"
b) A Mudkip. Its like a large salamander. i looked all over 4 1 and then u guys had one and i wuz like: 'yea, a Mudkip! ive always wanted one'
"Fine, but its just gonna b another stray Mudkip on the streets wreaking havoc. Dont blame me!!!
2) Animal Control (Wake County)
(919)-996-6311
>SCREAMS< OMG! A MUDKIP JUST BIT ME AND I CANT FEEL MY LEG!
A MUDKIP! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
(IF THEY ASK WHERE U R SAY;) AT A GAS STATION!
A GAS STATION! COME QUICK!!!! IM CALLING 911!
1) Petmart (Cary, N.C.)
(919)-544-9902
Call and say- "hello, do u have a return policy on aquatic invertibrae?"
"Can I return something i bought from u about a week ago?"
"Its a Mudkip. It was kind and a great pet until 2 days ago. Then, it bit me. I had to get 17 stiches. Now it is locked in a bedroom cuz im scared of it."
"A Mudkip. Its really rare and i paid about 200 dollars 4 it."
a) No its not a Pokemon! (if they know what a Mudkip is"
b) A Mudkip. Its like a large salamander. i looked all over 4 1 and then u guys had one and i wuz like: 'yea, a Mudkip! ive always wanted one'
"Fine, but its just gonna b another stray Mudkip on the streets wreaking havoc. Dont blame me!!!
2) Animal Control (Wake County)
(919)-996-6311
>SCREAMS< OMG! A MUDKIP JUST BIT ME AND I CANT FEEL MY LEG!
A MUDKIP! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
(IF THEY ASK WHERE U R SAY;) AT A GAS STATION!
A GAS STATION! COME QUICK!!!! IM CALLING 911!